Looks like i'm in the clear...
*notices you*
Erm... hi there...
...I was held up in traffic?
OKAYDON'TKILLMEI'MSORRY.
*cough*
Anyways, back to business. Today i have an announcement to make.
I can now make an omlette!
Yes, this is a big deal for me. I'm not one for cooking, my mom prepares all my meals.
So this is actually a pretty large step forward on the road to independance.
My friend came over today and said "hey, lets make omlettes for lunch."
I was hesitant at first but after seeing how easy it was, i took full control and made a boss omlette of awesomeness.
After we were done, my friend and i were all like:
On another note, i'm now a fan of 'My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'.
It's one of the most entertaining cartoons i've seen in a long long while, and it deserves to be praised.
Watch it or pinkie pie will devour your soul.
She's watching you.