I'M STILL ALIVE, WHAT NOW!?

The world is supposed to be ending yet i'm still breathing and everything is as normal as can be.
What the hell? I thought that rapture was happening today? 'Divine Judgement' and all that jazz?

I'm really confused...
is this the real life? is this just fantasy? caught in a-
LOLNO.

But...could it be...? Nah, it couldn't...
Were they possibly...WRONG!?




LE GASP!
I totally didn't see this coming!
I already quit my job, raped the girl next door, and killed Mrs. Jenkin's annoying chihuahua.
Now you're telling me that it was a false alarm? And that i'm now possibly on my way to jail?




But all jokes aside...
I hope this teaches you fools a lesson. You give religious people a bad name.
I'm laughing hard at every single one of you who actually believed this would happen.

If you want to do something useful to make up for this, throw a massive barbeque.
Invite every single person who's barbeques were ruined because frightened guests refused to show up.