I follow football (soccer) regularly when it's showing on TV, and i sometimes go to matches.
Me and my family support Derby County, but i also like to watch premier league games from time to time.
Concerning the teams i follow the most, it's pretty much a combination of man united, liverpool, and arsenal.
I definitely like man united more though. They just charm me for some reason.
So, yeah... recently they were knocked out pretty one-sidedly by a strong man city team.
Though the result itself doesn't bother me at all, hence the picture above.
What pissed me off was the fact that this was our own god damn fault.
Berbatov screwed up a glorious chance, Carrick gave the ball away cheaply for city's goal,
Scholes got himself sent off, and we couldn't play Rooney because of the ban he's serving.
It all adds up, bro.
Firstly, i don't blame Rooney for getting the ban. It's really not his fault.
So what if he swore into a live TV camera? At the end of the day, pretty much nobody cares.
Swearing happens. it's nothing new. Your kids aren't as innocent as you think, y'know.
The sheer amount of foul mouthed children i see everyday in the street is living testament.
And besides, i fail to see why we dodge the main issue and paint Rooney as the scapegoat.
The problem is OUR SOCIETY, people! Wake the fuck up! WE did this!
If you're going to bitch and moan that Rooney's language touched your child's ear while he/she watched TV,
then put some earplugs on the little bastard/bitch.
As long as your ears are open, you'll never escape swearing.
If i ever have kids, i'm not going to hide them from swear words.
I'm going to teach them every swear word in existence, and THEN teach them that those words are wrong.
This way, i don't need to wrap them in motherfucking cotton wool.
Damn, they can even listen to something like eminem for all i care, as long as they don't repeat it.
Anyways, moving onto Scholes. What can i even say?
The man boasts a tremendously successful career history, and in his prime he was definitely a contender for best midfielder in england.
Hell, even now he still produces beautiful long passes and crosses.
But even after all these years... the guy still doesn't know how to tackle. At all.
You know i love you Scholesy, but you've let us down big time :(
It almost feels like he's trying to get more red cards than birthday cards before he retires.
I don't think that Carrick is even worth mentioning.
It was an amateur's mistake, there's nothing more to be said about it.
...At least, other than "stop being so shit at defending. You shouldn't pussy-pass.
you should always GET RID. BOOT IT AWAY."
I'd rather wag my finger at Berbatov anyway.
He wasted two brilliant chances within seconds of each other during the first half.
They don't pay you all of that cash just so you can make a fool out of yourself on national TV.
You were barely a metre or two away from goal. How did you miss? HOW?
And to make matters worse, i used my man united glass during dinner, claiming it would be a good luck charm.
Not only did united lose, but the little fucker fell off the counter and smashed last night.
Thanks a lot, dick.
There are a couple of positives to take from this though...
- We're still likely going to win the league.
- We still have one extra cup to shoot for.
- Based on Joe Hart's performance today, the England side still have a solid goalkeeper.
- Mario Balotelli continues to be a great source of entertainment.
Mario basically walked towards the man united supporters and showed them his badge as a taunt.
The man united players flipped their shit, with Ferdinand and Anderson leading the manhunt.
Luckily, things were diffused pretty quickly before a fight could break out.
I found it extremely amusing though, Balotelli is an excellent troll. See the wink? Classy~
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