Dog/Horse Shit.

Okay, first things first.

Today my mother stepped in a pile of dog crap while we were chatting with the neighbours.
This kind of thing is hilarious when it doesn't happen to me, but at that very moment i realised something.

People get arrested and fined for not picking up their dog crap, yet we allow horses to poop all over the roads every day.
Is that really fair? Is that really not a contradiction?
Why is it acceptable to obstruct the fucking traffic riding your animal as you please?
Why is it acceptable for your horse to smother the streets with its filth?
Why are you acting so fucking retarded putting your horse on the road in the first place?


Horse Riders: "But it's good exercise for the widdle horsies!"

Me:




That's what their field is for, you motherfucking simpletons!

If you wanted to exercise them sensibly, you'd walk them in laps around the field!
But noooo... you just have to cause an annoyance for everybody else, don't you?

They don't say it to your face but 90% of motorists hate your fucking guts.
It's always "oh shit, horses on the road again. how retarded." and "hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if they got knocked over?"

You wouldn't have much of my pity if that happened. It would serve you right for the greivances you cause to society.

I'M STILL ALIVE, WHAT NOW!?

The world is supposed to be ending yet i'm still breathing and everything is as normal as can be.
What the hell? I thought that rapture was happening today? 'Divine Judgement' and all that jazz?

I'm really confused...
is this the real life? is this just fantasy? caught in a-
LOLNO.

But...could it be...? Nah, it couldn't...
Were they possibly...WRONG!?




LE GASP!
I totally didn't see this coming!
I already quit my job, raped the girl next door, and killed Mrs. Jenkin's annoying chihuahua.
Now you're telling me that it was a false alarm? And that i'm now possibly on my way to jail?




But all jokes aside...
I hope this teaches you fools a lesson. You give religious people a bad name.
I'm laughing hard at every single one of you who actually believed this would happen.

If you want to do something useful to make up for this, throw a massive barbeque.
Invite every single person who's barbeques were ruined because frightened guests refused to show up.

Does anyone here play touhou?

I tried it out last week and i'm having difficulty getting into it.

It's...eh, I dunno.
It's okay, I guess. Especially considering it was all made by just one guy.
But it's just soooo fucking hard, even on the easiest difficulty setting.



This is quite literally the most difficult game i have ever played.
You need to be a multi-tasker of the highest caliber, with superhuman reflexes & delicate fingers.

I've been told that this is the purpose of the game, to surpass human limits and kick the game's ass.
On that front, this game definitely excels. everytime i beat a boss, i actually feel like i've accomplished something.
Though after that i get my ass kicked 20 times against the next boss.

Who knows, maybe i'll enjoy myself more when i get to play the sequels.


*watches some youtube videos of people playing them*



THIS LOOKS EVEN HARDER! D:

Damn, it's been more than a week...

I've been suffering from a pretty nasty case of procrastination lately (lately = the past 19 years of my life),
which has significantly affected my ability to get shit done.
The prime example right now being my prolonged absence from this blog.

I do hope that my first handful of followers haven't all given up on visiting me yet?




I just wanted to let you guys know that i've not forgotten about this blog, i just have major pacing issues.
I'll try to whip something up before too long, so hang tight. :)