Today my mother stepped in a pile of dog crap while we were chatting with the neighbours.
This kind of thing is hilarious when it doesn't happen to me, but at that very moment i realised something.
People get arrested and fined for not picking up their dog crap, yet we allow horses to poop all over the roads every day.
Is that really fair? Is that really not a contradiction?
Why is it acceptable to obstruct the fucking traffic riding your animal as you please?
Why is it acceptable for your horse to smother the streets with its filth?
Why are you acting so fucking retarded putting your horse on the road in the first place?
Horse Riders: "But it's good exercise for the widdle horsies!"
Me:
That's what their field is for, you motherfucking simpletons!
If you wanted to exercise them sensibly, you'd walk them in laps around the field!
But noooo... you just have to cause an annoyance for everybody else, don't you?
They don't say it to your face but 90% of motorists hate your fucking guts.
It's always "oh shit, horses on the road again. how retarded." and "hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if they got knocked over?"
You wouldn't have much of my pity if that happened. It would serve you right for the greivances you cause to society.
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